Dirty Little Magazine

(John & Brittany)

i shot it in my veins

i wrote it on the wall

i danced on your grave

and man i had a ball

 

i slept in way past noon today

the sun was going down

you see the night comes way too soon

in this god-forsaken town

 

so dream me up a fantasy

my secret centerfold

my dirty little magazine

my fuckin' rock n roll

 

i smoked up all my cigarettes

and listened to a saint

i play my cards close to my vest

the son of god i ain't

 

the city's waking up today

with nothing in her pocket

except that match and rich propane

oh please don't try to stop it

 

so dream me up a fantasy

my secret centerfold

my dirty little magazine

my fuckin' rock n roll

 

Start Sinning

(John & Brittany / It Keeps Evolving)

Dead Dog

(John & Brittany)

SOMETHING HERE ISN'T ADDING UP

SEEMS THE ROAD TO REDEMPTION IS EMPTY

TRY SO HARD TO DO IT RIGHT

BUT THE WRONG IT GROWS TOO TEMPTING


YELLOW LINES ARE GROWING PALE

FADE OUT THE BLINKING HAZARDS

STEP ON THE GAS AND GO GO GO


TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS

CUZ ALL I KNOW IS GONE

LOSING ALL OF CONSCIOUSNESS

DRIVING DOWN DEAD DOG


THE ANIMATION LEFT THE CAR

AND NOTHING ALIVE FELT REAL

IT WENT SO QUICK IT MOVED SO SLOW

I LOST CONTROL OF THE WHEEL


MOMENTUM WAS SO FAST AND GAINING

SPEEDING TOWARD THE INTERSECTION

LOST IN MYSELF

I WAS LOST IN THE WORLD

NOW I'M ON TO THE ROAD OF REDEMPTION


TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS

CUZ ALL I KNOW IS GONE

LOSING ALL OF CONSCIOUSNESS

DRIVING DOWN DEAD DOG

Cigarillo

(John & Brittany)


I THINK I NEED A CIGARETTE

CUZ I DONE HAD ENOUGH

I GOT THIS GIRL NAMED NICOTINE

AND SHE ALWAYS CALLS MY BLUFF

SHE'S GOT ME GOING MAD INSIDE

YEAH SHE DRIVES ME UP THE WALL

I TRY TO QUIT, BUT I'D RATHER DIE

IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL

 

YO NECESITO 

UN CIGARILLO

AHORA, MIMO

POR FAVOR

 

SHE'S GOT THIS HOLD HIGH OVER ME

AND SHE KNOWS IT ALL TOO WELL

AND THEN I FIND NO ROOM TO BREATHE

MY LUNGS A LIVING HELL

THEY'RE TURNING BLACK, I NEED MY FIX

SO COME ON RIGHT BACK HOME

AS SOON AS YOU DO TOUCH MY LIPS

I DON'T FEEL SO DAMN ALONE

 

YO NECESITO 

UN CIGARILLO

AHORA, MIMO

POR FAVOR

 

YOU SMOKED MY CIGARETTES..

Land of the Unforgiven

(John & Brittany)

MEET ME ON THE OTHER SIDE

ACROSS THE DEEPEST BLUE

SLOWLY CREEPING COMES THE TIDE

THEN THE GHOST OF YOU

OUR LIFE TOGETHER NOW SHIPWRECKED

AND LOST WITHIN THE OCEAN

OH TO DREAM OF PAST REGRETS

THE WAVES ARE SET IN MOTION

 

TO THE LAND OF THE UNFORGIVEN

 

EXHAUSTED WATERS OVERFLOW

I DROWN IN THE ABYSS

DRAGGING WINDS COME HIGH AND LOW

STING JUST LIKE YOUR KISS

SO MY DEAR THE FRIGID SEA

HOLDS TREASURE I HAVE HIDDEN

I SET SAIL THROUGH MEMORIES

TO THE LAND OF THE UNFORGIVEN

 

CAN YOU GET ME OUT ALIVE?

Fancy Dance

(John & Brittany)

I WANNA ROLL WITH THE ALLEY CATS

JUST SINGIN' ON THE ROOF

I WANNA JAM ALL NIGHT, ALL DAY

LIKE I GOT NOTHIN' TO LOSE

THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE AIR, SWEET THING

STRONGER THAN MAMA'S MOONSHINE

I CAN SEE THE NOTES, I CAN HEAR THEM RING

AND IT'S GOT ME FEELIN' ALL RIGHT

 

SO COME ON MAN, SHAKE OFF THE BLUES

CUZ IT'S TIME TO TAKE A CHANCE

OH THEY SAID I CAN'T, SO I BROKE THEIR RULES

AND I SHOWED THEM ALL A FANCY DANCE

 

OH I TRIED MY BEST TO KEEP THE TIME

AND MAKE THE SHOW WORTH WHILE

SO I WENT TO THE STALL AND LOST MY MIND

AND RAN BACK DOWN THE AISLE

THE BOYS THEY SANG, THEY GIRLS THEY BLUSHED

IT WAS PERFECT BUT IT MADE NO SENSE

OH WHAT A NIGHT, WHAT A RUSH

THE BEAUTIFUL SOUND OF SUSPENSE

 

SO COME ON MAN, SHAKE OFF THE BLUES

CUZ IT'S TIME TO TAKE A CHANCE

OH THEY SAID I CAN'T, SO I BROKE THEIR RULES

AND I SHOWED THEM ALL A FANCY DANCE

 

I WANNA ROLL WITH THE ALLEY CATS..

 

OH SO COME ON MAN, CHALK UP THE BLUES

CUZ IT'S TIME TO RAISE A GLASS

OH THEY SAID I CAN'T, SO I BROKE THEIR RULES

AND I SHOWED THEM ALL A FANCY DANCE

Devil's Allure

(John & Brittany)

THE DEVIL WAS PLOTTING

AND DRINKING SOME JACK

WHEN ALONG CAME A BOY NAMED TIMMY

WITH A KNIFE IN HIS BACK

SAID THE RED MAN SARCASTICALLY GRINNING

TIMMY, COME HANG

AND SIP SOME CHEAP THRILLS

BUT AS SOON AS HE SAT

THE WORLD STOOD STILL


OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A FRIEND

SO WE'LL SING FROM BEGINNING TO THE END

AND THEY LAUGHED WITH A RAWR

AND SMOKED TO THE BONE

BUT THE DEVIL'S ALLURE

WAS SOMETHING UNKNOWN


AND THE DEVIL SAID 

"SON, FOR THE PRICE OF A SOUL

I CAN BUILD YOU UP 'TIL YOU'RE

HIGHER THAN HEAVEN"

AND TIMMY SAID 

"SIR, I BELIEVE I'M DRUNK

CAN YOU DROP ME DOWN BY THE 7-11?"


TIMMY WAS HEALED

IT SEEMED ALL WAS WELL

BUT THE CONVERSATION STEERED

AND VEERED INTO HELL

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO POOR LITTLE TIMMY?

THE KNNIFE JAMMED HARD IN HIS BACK

THEY SAY THAT YOU CAN HEAR HIM

DRUNKENLY SINGING 'BOUT A DEVILISH BOTTLE

BOTTLE OF JACK

OH IT LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A FRIEND

SO WE'LL SING FROM BEGINNING TO THE END

AND THEY LAUGHED WITH A RAWR

AND SMOKED TO THE BONE

BUT THE DEVIL'S ALLURE

WAS SOMETHING UNKNOWN


Queen of Mean

(John & Brittany)

DEVONA, QUEEN OF MEAN

LETS SKIP AWAY TO VEGAS

WE'LL FOLLOW ALL THE ZOMBIES

AND SEE WHERE THE HELL THEY TAKE US

 

NIRVANA NEVER SEEMED

QUITE LIKE THE WAY WE FOUND IT

AND MAYBE IT WAS ALL A DREAM

BUT WE FOUND A WAY AROUND IT

 

WE'LL LEAVE FOR JUST A WEEK

COME BACK AND ROLL OUR HEADS

WE'LL FIRE ALL THE ROCKETS

AND DANCE UNTIL WE'RE DEAD

OUR CLOTHES WILL REEK OF BOOZE

OUR FRIENDS WILL ACT ASHAMED

THEN WE'LL LAUGH AT ELVIS

WHILE HE'S TURNING IN HIS GRAVE

 

FOR ALL THE THINGS WE SAID AND DONE

AND ALL THE BLACK WE WORE

THE PUMKIN TURNED INTO A CARRIAGE

BUT YOU BECAME A WHORE

 

DEVONA, QUEEN OF MEAN

LETS SKIP AWAY TO VEGAS

WE'LL FOLLOW ALL THE ZOMBIES

AND SEE WHERE THE HELL THEY TAKE US

 

SO FORGET ABOUT ALL THE SILLY THINGS

THAT NEVER MADE YOU WONDER

IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW

IT NEVER REALLY DID

CAUSE NOW WE'RE SIX FEET UNDER

NOW WE'RE SIX FEET UNDER..

 

DEVONA QUEEN OF MEAN

LETS SKIP THE WAY TO VEGAS

WE'LL FOLLOW ALL THE ZOMBIES

AND SEE WHERE THE HELL THEY TAKE US

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